ai已经渗透进我们生活的方方面面。当我们打开视频软件,ai告诉我们,我们想要看什么。当我们打开搜索引擎,ai告诉我们,我们需要知道什么。当我们按下快门,ai告诉我们,我们要什么样的照片。2022年11月30日,一个无所不能的家伙,出现在我们的眼前,瞬间降低了我们和现实世界的阻力。我们习惯了ai告诉我们,我们需要什么。但这让我们更少停下来思考,我们到底需要什么。于是我们决定要创立一个名字叫anti ai ai club(简称a2c)的ai俱乐部。
AI has permeated every aspect of our lives. When we open a video app, AI tells us what we want to watch. When we open a search engine, AI tells us what we need to know. When we press the shutter, AI tells us what kind of photo we desire. On November 30, 2022, an omnipotent entity appeared before our eyes, instantly reducing the friction between us and the real world. We have grown accustomed to AI telling us what we need. But this leaves us pausing less to ponder: what is it that we actually need? Therefore, we have decided to found an AI club named the anti ai ai club (abbreviated as a2c).
文献[1] 探讨了成立club对抗消费主义的尝试。
Literature [1] explores attempts to establish a club to combat consumerism.
文献[2] 探讨了anti x x club 流行的可能性。
Literature [2] explores the viral potential of the "anti X X club" trope.
我们的贡献 用消费食品代替消费ai,试图建立一段,笨拙的,古典的生活。
Our Contribution: Substituting the consumption of AI with the consumption of food, in an attempt to forge a clumsy, classical way of living.
我们遵守以下纲领
We adhere to the following code of conduct:
第一条
我们总是提起a2c
Rule No. 1
We always talk about a2c.
第二条
我们总是提起a2c
Rule No. 2
We always talk about a2c.
第三条
我们周四晚上不会用任何ai相关的产品(伤心的是,据我们细致的研究,所有大模型软件,如chatgpt,都或多或少使用了该技术),而是去吃肯德基。
Rule No. 3
On Thursday nights, we do not use any AI-related products (sadly, according to our meticulous research, all Large Language Model software, such as ChatGPT, more or less utilizes this technology). Instead, we go eat KFC.
第四条
其他时间段,请尽情使用ai产品,或者去吃麦当劳。
Rule No. 4
At all other times, feel free to use AI products to your heart's content, or go eat McDonald's.
第五条
如果这是你第一次看到这段文字,请你立刻停止使用ai 5分钟。
Rule No. 5
If this is your first time reading this text, please stop using AI immediately for 5 minutes.
"We eat original recipe chicken. We don't talk to transformers."
[1] Palahniuk, C. (1996). Fight Club. W. W. Norton & Company.
[2] Lurk, N. (2015). Anti Social Social Club.
Palahniuk, C. (1996). Fight Club. W. W. Norton & Company.
Neek Lurk. (2015). Anti Social Social Club.